Team. May is here. I have reviewed the numbers. I have reviewed the vibes. Both are trending in the right direction.
A few items requiring your immediate attention:
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Outdoor Meetings: The patio is now a sanctioned work environment. I have approved this unilaterally. No further discussion is required.
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Summer Hours: Effective immediately, all post-3pm obligations are subject to my schedule. My schedule involves the backyard.
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Q3 Planning: I have begun preliminary assessments of which parks will serve as off-sites. Research is ongoing and involves significant field work.
The second quarter has, by all measurable accounts, been a strong one. Four point nine million people have now seen my work. I remain unbothered by this, as expected, and have allocated the additional attention toward napping at a slightly higher altitude.
Summer is not a break from the work. Summer is the work.
— Rigatoni (CEO)