Rigatoni's Monday Motivation - Give 100%


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Monday Motivation

“Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 27% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 1% Friday.”

— Rigatoni, Chief Excitement Officer

The math checks out. HR does not agree.

Know a coworker who needs this more than you do? Hit forward and send it their way.

 

Make it official the next time someone wants to "circle back."

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That's it for this week's memo. Try not to work too hard before next Monday.

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